Thon Hotel Bristol Bergen: Right on the main square

The front door opens directly onto Torgallmenningen, Bergen's main square. That's the selling point and the trade-off, wrapped into one 1930s building.

The breakfast is the real draw here. Served on the 7th floor with city views, it's a massive buffet with fresh smoothies, local fish, hot dishes, and good bread. Even by Norwegian hotel standards, this one stands out. Free coffee and tea in the lobby throughout the day is a nice bonus in a city where a café latte costs 70 kroner.

Rooms are modern and bright after renovation, though the hallways still look a generation behind. Bathrooms in standard rooms are cramped, borderline airline-lavatory dimensions. The minibar is there. A kettle usually is too.

Now, the noise and heat situation. There is no air conditioning. Summer nights mean opening the window, which means street musicians, weekend crowds, and seagulls pouring in. Book a room facing the inner courtyard if sleep matters more than a view. Winter stays won't have this problem.

Location is hard to beat for a first visit. Bryggen is a five-minute walk. The Fløibanen funicular is eight minutes on foot. The airport bus stops nearby. Everything radiates outward from where you're standing.

Staff are efficient and friendly. The attached Egon restaurant is convenient if uninspired. The on-site gym is small, but reception can arrange access to a bigger sports center nearby.